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Post by lopli on Jul 30, 2010 17:46:58 GMT -5
IM ALIVE! I break out of jail and slaughter some hobo, stealing their clothes and concealing my self with a hoodie. The cops are after me, i jump a fence and bam! A cop car grazes me, I break four ribs and my leg. I crawl into a local drug store, take a shitload of narcotics, then put my gun in my mouth. Do I fire? You decide!
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Jul 23, 2010 18:08:01 GMT -5
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Post by mob on Jul 30, 2010 17:52:33 GMT -5
Mob, stop posting right before me!! sorry i type fast
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Post by lopli on Jul 30, 2010 17:59:21 GMT -5
Do I pull the trigger or no?
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Jul 23, 2010 18:08:01 GMT -5
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Post by mob on Jul 30, 2010 18:02:53 GMT -5
you throw the gun away and walk until your feet bleed
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Post by lopli on Jul 30, 2010 18:05:47 GMT -5
I stop at the nearest watering hole, crawl into a bottle, but don't consume it's liquids. Instead I break it, head into the back, and burn some biker's hands, stealing his ride, his glasses, and shot gun. I head towards LA, getting out, and going to the beach. I lay down, staring into the sun until my eyes burn. My wounds suddenly start to heal, I stand up and reveal my two bone claws that penetrate from my slit wrists. I thrust them back, and stab myself in the guts. I wake up with adamntium laced ribs, and the tibs of my bone claws lightly laced with the thick unstopabble metal. I stand up, killing some people, and am stopped in my tracks by William Stryker. I am strapped to a table, and die while being pumped full of adamntium. My brain is donated to science, and eaten by a werewolf. The end
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Jul 23, 2010 18:08:01 GMT -5
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Post by mob on Jul 30, 2010 18:07:43 GMT -5
New Story:
Batman was on his way to...
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Post by lopli on Jul 30, 2010 18:09:11 GMT -5
to pick out some shitty panties
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Jul 23, 2010 18:08:01 GMT -5
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Post by mob on Jul 30, 2010 18:10:02 GMT -5
when Phillip Seymour Hoffmann...
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Post by lopli on Jul 30, 2010 18:11:07 GMT -5
shook his stuff
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Post by mob on Jul 30, 2010 18:13:21 GMT -5
and marbles fell out of his...
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Post by lopli on Jul 30, 2010 18:14:41 GMT -5
sack
of old potatoes
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Post by mob on Jul 30, 2010 18:15:16 GMT -5
which was eaten by a constapated...
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Post by lopli on Jul 30, 2010 18:15:51 GMT -5
Wolverine who realized his bowels were adamantium
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Post by mob on Jul 30, 2010 18:17:14 GMT -5
which were sliced by Daniel Tosh and...
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Post by lopli on Jul 30, 2010 18:19:34 GMT -5
he broke his hand tried to get a toy car out of a fish bowl
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