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Post by BackinBlack on Aug 12, 2010 13:04:39 GMT -5
They both keep teleporting to many places as he keeps chasing Deadpool. "Quit following me!" he says.
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Post by lopli on Aug 13, 2010 20:47:43 GMT -5
Tourettes Guy: You mother fuckers! PISSSSSSSSSSSSS! *calender moves to next month* GO COUNT YOUR DICK! BITCH!
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Post by BackinBlack on Aug 13, 2010 23:21:52 GMT -5
Deadpool then shoots Tourettes Guy and says to the guy from "Jumper" "Dead cursing man is right, this is getting old. WE MUST KUNG-FU FIGHT!"
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Post by aliensuit1495 on Aug 14, 2010 6:02:32 GMT -5
Then, the awesome maid-ninja, Sayoko comes in and kicks their asses.
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Post by lopli on Aug 14, 2010 12:21:04 GMT -5
it turns out the tourettes guy only had a flesh wound. He falls out of his chair and spills his beer all over his tony the tiger shirt wearing fat belly. ''OW! FUCK!'' OH SHIT! OW! SHIT!''
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Post by aliensuit1495 on Aug 14, 2010 12:33:53 GMT -5
Then staredad tells his kid. "Give me my fucking gun"
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Post by lopli on Aug 14, 2010 14:41:03 GMT -5
tourettes guy is shot in the face. Turns out he has the healing factor, but 10 times weaker than wolverines. It takes him 2 years to wake up, but he has no memory. So he becomes an X-man, defeating his enemies by yelling out curse words, causing a sonic boom
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Post by aliensuit1495 on Aug 14, 2010 15:21:32 GMT -5
So we'll get back to him Meanwhile the battle rages on. Staredad shoots deadpool in the dick and deadpool says
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Post by lopli on Aug 14, 2010 15:22:31 GMT -5
You hit the glory! You hit it! How dare you!
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Post by BackinBlack on Aug 14, 2010 19:29:14 GMT -5
But Deadpool was wearing an adamantium cup! "Sucker! The Deadpool jrs are still safe!" Then Deadpool shoots staredad with a...
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Post by lopli on Aug 14, 2010 19:57:03 GMT -5
pocket gun concealed in a condom. Ironically nasty, it's loaded with adamantium bullets
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Post by BackinBlack on Aug 15, 2010 0:06:43 GMT -5
staredad is vaporized by the barrage.
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Post by lopli on Aug 16, 2010 18:29:13 GMT -5
dust clears, who else could it be? It's Venom!
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Post by aliensuit1495 on Aug 16, 2010 22:36:12 GMT -5
...holding a bar of hersheys in his hand, and a brain in the other
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Post by aliensuit1495 on Aug 31, 2010 18:32:26 GMT -5
The beyonder then comes in and decides to kill everybody because they didn't have tacos.
New Story: One day, a hobo was walking on a street...
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