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lopli
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Post by lopli on Aug 17, 2010 18:32:30 GMT -5
when my mom was little one of my 2 aunts on that side of the family managed to stick a toy car up her nose. I dunno how she did it, she must of lubed it or something[and no, not in a sexual way]
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Post by Spidey 1923 on Aug 13, 2011 3:51:48 GMT -5
Today I hurt my hand quite badly playing hockey. Got to visit the doctors tomorrow.
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Post by Caveboy0 on Aug 13, 2011 9:08:12 GMT -5
i had 3 blisters on my right foot. one on the top of my pinky toe. one on my heal and one on my big toe.
to say the least walking was a bitch
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Post by Spidey 1923 on Aug 13, 2011 21:46:37 GMT -5
HOORAY! I'm in a sling.
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Post by Caveboy0 on Aug 13, 2011 21:53:11 GMT -5
you'll never be the same again!
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Post by Spidey 1923 on Aug 14, 2011 4:38:58 GMT -5
So basically when the ball hit my hand it seperated the two bones and the bone circled is now leaning towards the left:  I might need surgery to put the bone back into place if it doesn't fix itself after the swelling clears. Oh well... I get the day off school tomorrow.  DVD Marathon! |
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Post by Spidey 1923 on Aug 16, 2011 0:48:26 GMT -5
Got to have surgery tomorrow so if I die (which is highly unlikely because all they doing is putting wire in my hand) I just wanted to say this...
Alien, I watched your pony show and it sucked balls.
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Jul 26, 2010 14:48:15 GMT -5
9707
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Pretty Colors.....:S
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Post by 9707 on Aug 18, 2011 11:35:23 GMT -5
Worst I've done is busted my lip. and my teeth went in one side of my lip and out the other..  but recently? the other day at the beach the sand rubbed the skin off my big toes and the balls of my feet, so it was really raw.. |
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Post by Webber3000 on Aug 19, 2011 17:51:06 GMT -5
Got to have surgery tomorrow so if I die (which is highly unlikely because all they doing is putting wire in my hand) I just wanted to say this... Alien, I watched your pony show and it sucked balls. ;D |
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Post by Spidey 1923 on Aug 19, 2011 17:59:25 GMT -5
I'll use up my last moments on Oct 21st more wisely.
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Jul 19, 2010 10:56:13 GMT -5
Spazz
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Post by Spazz on Aug 19, 2011 20:59:49 GMT -5
I recently busted my shin skateboarding
I'm so skinny it basically went straight to my bone, it hurt so bad goddammit
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Post by Caveboy0 on Aug 24, 2011 20:01:23 GMT -5
you do know that there is no fat or muscle on the front of you tibia right?
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Post by aliensuit1495 on Aug 24, 2011 20:53:45 GMT -5
Got to have surgery tomorrow so if I die (which is highly unlikely because all they doing is putting wire in my hand) I just wanted to say this... Alien, I watched your pony show and it sucked balls. You biased little prick  I hope the wire rusts in your hand |
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Post by mr. excellent on Jul 4, 2014 16:43:41 GMT -5
Injury #1: A few years back I was removing these metal "patches" from a roofing structure at my grandpa's place. I don't know what to call these things, but they're like a patch with spikes on the bottom and are used to hold two pieces of wood together without having to use another thick piece of wood. Using the back end of the hammer like a crow bar and... a hammer, I pried and hammered the patches from the wood.
While hammering one of these patches, a metal shard flew into my chest (clean through my shirt of course), deep enough so that it was no longer visible. I had to go to the ER to get it removed. Was awesome.
Injury #2: Back in 2006 I was a freshman at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo. I was running down their infamous 'P' hill when I mistook a dirt clod for a big rock (which I was trying to use to keep my speed down). The clod crumbled and my speed went out of control. Though I tried to stay on my feet as long as possible, I soon reached my top sprinting speed, then surpassed it, and took an amazing tumble. I kid you not, it was flipping incredible. I bounced 3 times, resulting in two busted knees (one of which required stitches, can't remember how many) and one busted elbow. The campus ER clinic thought I had been in a biking accident.
Injury #3: This one isn't so much of an injury as it is a fun experience resulting in pain. While still a student at Cal Poly, I took a job as a delivery boy. One day, while it was raining I was assigned to take the golf cart to some campus housing units to deliver some pizzas. So I'm on my way back to the cart after delivering the pizza when I approached the "no slip" turf part of the curb. The shit turned out to be the most slippery part of the sidewalk. The falling part of the experience is obviously the most adventurous, but what's cool about this one is that I fell so damn fast, it was as though there was no time elapsed between the initial slip and the ground. I perceived it as though I had straight up teleported to the ground with all the force of having travelled there. Think Jumper.
EDIT: That, and it felt like every part of my body had been electrocuted. I've taken some nasty falls before, but none felt like that.
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Jul 19, 2010 10:56:13 GMT -5
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Post by Spazz on Jul 8, 2014 16:10:11 GMT -5
That's some crazy business.
I recently got a nasty shock unplugging one of my guitar pedal's power sources from the wall. While the plug was still in the wall but, out enough for the prongs to be exposed, my fingers slipped and grabbed right onto the prongs. I also was holding my guitar and touching the strings at the time. Nothing seriously injuring but, it was quite painful. I'm usually much more cautious.
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