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Post by Caveboy0 on May 25, 2011 13:24:25 GMT -5
i'll do like the first 30 sec
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Post by Caveboy0 on May 25, 2011 13:43:23 GMT -5
NARRATION: Death lies next to us…. as we set sail... for the fountain of youth…
DEADPOOL: but you know i got a big day tomorrow.
FEMALE SKELETON THING: call me. --------------- SABERTOOTH: I heard a rumor that Wade Sparrow was in London, hell bent to find the fountain of youth. -------------- DEADPOOL: What has become of my beloved PORN
GREEN GOBLIN: Taken! By Thanos! ------------ DEADPOOL: Captain I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names and switch fashions in a comedic word as though I were drunk credibly in.
THANOS: Perfect ------------------ DEADPOOL: The fountain of youth… what does it require?
SPOT FACE LADY: A mermaid Wade.
DEADPOOL: Done and Done
SPOT FACE LADY: He's a mereMAN…
DEADPOOL: Give me a second…
----------------- GREEN GOBLIN: Are we not king's men!
DEADPOOL: You are?
GREEN GOBLIN: DID YOU NOT SEE THE LAST MOVIE!? --------------- SPOT FACE LADY: how come we can never meet without you ever pointing something at me?
DEADPOOL: Giggity ----------------- SABERTOOTH: That's the Wade I know!
DEADPOOL: You know that feeling you get when you did three huge movies in a franchise and are really excited to do a fourth?
*dramatic looks*
DEADPOOL: I don't have it. -------------- DEADPOOL: Did everybody see this movie because I'm NOT doing this again!
DEADPOOL: *holding money* Or WILL I? -------------- DEADPOOL: You ever been there?
TWO-FACE: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth.
DEADPOOL: Depends on which side… --------------- SPIDERMAN: …coming this summer…
CYCLOPS: So we're doing this agai….
IRON MAN: YES!
CYCLOPS: because its the summe…
IRON MAN: YES!
CYLCOPS: were just going to drop every….
IRON MAN: YEEEESSSS!
(change my mind did the whole thing)
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Post by BackinBlack on May 25, 2011 13:52:04 GMT -5
Thanks cavey.
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Post by BackinBlack on May 27, 2011 0:15:46 GMT -5
Cavey, would you mind doing it again?
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Post by Caveboy0 on May 27, 2011 0:33:20 GMT -5
tomorrow. its late.
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Post by BackinBlack on May 27, 2011 22:10:09 GMT -5
Hello?
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Post by Caveboy0 on May 27, 2011 22:33:32 GMT -5
i forgot. let me do it now
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Post by Caveboy0 on May 27, 2011 23:06:36 GMT -5
NARRATION: On a planet of tradition and honor one Green Lantern…
SINESTRO: Let's get started
NARRATION: …has trained some of the greatest warriors the universe has ever known, but this lantern's biggest challenge has just arrived.
HAL: *obnoxiously loud* I KNOW RIGHT! he he he haaaa, WHOOOO! ----------------
NARRATION: Ryan Reynolds
HAL: *excitedly* Can I make swords!? Oooo can I make a gatling gun!?
SINESTRO: *stern but quiet* Focus.
HAL: Can I make a rocket launcher!?
SINESTRO: Focus
*Green Lantern zapped*
HAL: agioahjfoiejfkjaelwj --------------- SINESTRO: That human is not a Green Lantern!
ABIN SUR: You just need to believe.
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Post by aliensuit1495 on May 27, 2011 23:07:33 GMT -5
------------------------------- Sinestro: The way to get through to you is with this. Here: Have a Gossip girl
Hal: Oohaaw YEEEEAEH
Gossip Girl: Hi. This test today. It's important!
Hal: I'm sorry, we're not gonna use that take in the trailer, are we? --------------------------------- Narrator: KUNG FU LANTERN.THIS SUMMER. SAVE THE PLANET... ---------------------------------- Drunk Spidey: And goooo greeeeeeen
Superheroes: *murmurs*
Ironman: Aha yeah that's funny. No it's funny and true
Hal: Good lord that was embarrasing
Iron Man: Aw come on Hal! We're just bustin your chops...And possibly spidey's liver! But I could do this all night!!
Drunk Spidey: Up next: Tony Stark is...priest!
Superheroes: *murmurs*
Iron Man: Aw son of a B-
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Post by BackinBlack on May 27, 2011 23:32:02 GMT -5
Thanks to you both. I'll try not to make a habit of this. There's another situation with my laptop and I'm not sure when I'll get it settled.
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Post by Spidey 1923 on May 27, 2011 23:52:26 GMT -5
Nice episodes, can't wait for more.
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May 1, 2024 23:03:16 GMT -5
sic
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Post by sic on May 28, 2011 17:26:29 GMT -5
i haven't seen his eps. in sopme time so I was catching up today, that deadpool cracks me up, i loved the ending of the hangover 2 parody Iron Man: "how do you get amnesia and deja vu at the same time?" Batman: "it's deadpool, he found a way"
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Post by BackinBlack on May 28, 2011 18:00:02 GMT -5
i haven't seen his eps. in sopme time so I was catching up today, that deadpool cracks me up, i loved the ending of the hangover 2 parody Iron Man: "how do you get amnesia and deja vu at the same time?" Batman: "it's deadpool, he found a way" Another vid? Okay, guys you know the drill for me. He's getting these out alot quicker now. If only he applied that to Zero Hour (seriously, this will be the third year of this storyline).
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Post by Caveboy0 on May 28, 2011 19:55:31 GMT -5
SABERTOOTH: Hey everybody here's a fun fact: the crime rate in Got-Ham is up 63 million percent. None of you know Norm like I do. What I can tell you is this: this is not Norm's first marriage.
DEADPOOL: Huh?
SABERTOOTH: There was a clown in Las Vega……..
DEADPOOL: *interupting* Victor victor
SABERTOOTH: Huh?
DEADPOOL: That's her *pointing to Harley*
SABERTOOTH: Oh! I'm sorry. I read the long line. There was a WHORE in Las Vegas a couple of years ago
HARLEY'S VOICE: WHAT!?
GREEN GOBLIN'S VOICE: DAMNIT! ---------------- DEADPOOL: Come have a drink with me and the guys.
HARLEY: Do me a favor and take my friend Harvey with you.
GREEN GOBLIN: Oh… alright. One drink. -------------- EVERBODY: *holding their beer classes up* Cheers! -------------- DEADPOOL: *raspy voice* awwhhh… what the hell….
SABERTOOTH: *sigh*
DEADPOOL: ….Your hair is gone….
SABERTOOTH: *reaches for head* Wha?
DEADPOOL: No. down.
SABERTOOTH: *gasp* ------------- DEADPOOL: Norm, come on. Get up. We got a situatio……. *Sabertooth and him gasp* …. ohhh
GREEN GOBLIN: *just wakes up* ugghhh… where are we?
DEADPOOL: You're going to freak out, but don't worry it's going to be okay.
GREEN GOBLIN: Whats? Is it my teeth? --------------- GREEN GOBLIN: THIS THING IS STUCK TO MY FACE! -------------- *TRIPLE BEAST SMACK*
BEAST: I beg your pardon, but would you dastardly curds mind informing me as to why you have transported me from my humble la bode into this squaller and depravity?
*silence*
SABERTOOTH: Oooo it's a monkey… ---------------- LEX LUTHOR: Is Harvey with you they've been looking for him all morning. ---------------- GREEN GOBLIN: I can't believe this is happening again!
DEADPOOL: I know!…
GREEN GOBLIN: I mean exactly! Beat! for BEAT!
DEADPOOL: Ya…. okay…
GREEN GOBLIN: It's like the first time! was all in a script! and then someone copied that script! and changed some few minor details!
DEADPOOL: Alright! ----------- DEADPOOL: Joker!? What are you doing here!?
SABERTOOTH: What? He's my plus one.
JOKER: We had a sick night, BITCHES. hm hm hm hm
SABERTOOTH: he he he he
JOKER: hm hm hm hm
SABERTOOTH: he he he he --------------- DEADPOOL: Check your pokets. There might be clues.
GREEN GOBLIN: What? Arkham Asylum? *at Arkham* What? I don't' remember any of this…
SABERTOOTH: What is this a Six Flags?
*FACE HIT*
BANE: *grunt* --------------- POISON IVY: Where. The hell! Are you!?
DEADPOOL: We're in Gotham ------------ JOKER: Hey hey! City of Cray-zay! ------------ JOKER: *in car* Hang on! Gay boys!
*GROUP SCREAM* ---------------- GREEN GOBLIN: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!! *deep sigh* AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! ---------------
SPIDER-MAN: ….this… memorial… daaayyy…
IRON MAN: How do you get amnesia AND deja vu?
BATMAN: It's Deadpool. He found a way.
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Post by BackinBlack on Jun 3, 2011 14:18:49 GMT -5
Green Lantern vs. X-Men! Cavey, you're up.
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