The Most Emberassing Thing You've Ever Did

[lopli]

I was with my two nephews on vacation to Gatlinburg. On the way home after a hilariously dumb-ass-antics filled trip, we stopped at Long Johns. Well, I had previously eaten at applebees, and wasn't hungry. I decided it'd be funny to stick a hot french fry up my nose. What result was my very first nose bleed, and enough blood to filled a bucket all over both of them. They though I was gonna die. Meanwhile up in the front my mom and sister were laughing their asses off like I'm some kinda pussy

[Webber3000]

Your mom and sister were laughing at you because your were bleeding?

[blupa]

Cold, man...

[lopli]

Yep. But given the situation, if I was in a better mood and would have slept instead of literally bouncing off the hotel walls last night, I would of laughed too

[aliensuit1495]

I have a question
Why did you put a french fry up your nose?
That's almost as bad as the time I decided to put a bean up my nose. It almost didn't come out. I was really young, don't ask me why i did it.

[lopli]

For the humor dude. It was footage

[sic]

Aug 27, 2010 15:50:05 GMT -5 aliensuit1495 said:

I have a question
Why did you put a french fry up your nose?
That's almost as bad as the time I decided to put a bean up my nose. It almost didn't come out. I was really young, don't ask me why i did it.

i put a nose up my crayon and know it's stuck to my stupid and that's why i'm brain

[aliensuit1495]

;D ;D ;D ;D

[Spidey 1923]

;D ;D ;D ;D

[lopli]

I was being serious.

[aliensuit1495]

I was being serious about the bean too dude...
It scared the shit out of me.

[lopli]

I didn't actually get it on camera though. As soon as the battery went dead my nose started bleeding. Just my luck....

[sic]

i said that because it's what happened in the simpsons... a little humor never killed anyone we don't always have to be serious

true story: i swallowed a teaspoon and one of those stick to do knitting as a kid, i had to go to the hospital, but i was too young to remember, although I still have the x-rays

[lopli]

you swallowed a needle? Or the thread?

[sic]

Aug 28, 2010 18:54:19 GMT -5 @lopli said:

you swallowed a needle? Or the thread?

it's not a needle, i said knitting, not sewing

it's one of these sticks... but obviously smaller