Two and-a-Half Men to be re-tooled or canned

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TMZ

'Two And A Half Men' -- On the Chopping Block.

There's a 50/50 chance "Two and a Half Men" will not come back for a 9th season ... people connected with the production tell TMZ.

There are certain things we know for sure ...

-- Charlie Sheen will NOT be coming back to the show.

-- Chuck Lorre has a plan for re-tooling the show, but no deals with replacement actors have been made. In fact, no offers have even been put on the table.

-- A decision on the fate of "Men" will be made before May 18.

The Hollywood Reporter says Lorre is thinking of beefing up Jon Cryer's role and bringing a new actor onboard to replace Sheen. H.R. is saying some of the candidates are Woody Harrelson, Jeremy Piven and Bob Saget.

One well-connected source tells TMZ, "There really is a good chance the show won't come back."

[BackinBlack]

I do kind of have this one idea where it turns out Evelyn had another son before she met Charlie and Alan's father but gave him up for adoption. He grows up, finds his biological family, and moves in with his half-brother Alan.

[sic]

i don't really care, i know it's just my personal opinion but i never found this show funny once

[brotherandbassist]

Alan is just as funny as Charlie. And jake too. Charlie Sheen doesnt make the show like everyone thinks