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Post by Caveboy0 on Jul 25, 2011 23:26:37 GMT -5
*spider man webs up lizard*
Lizard: how… I … ssstuCK?
Spider-Man: I dunno, how do I shot web?
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Post by mob on Jul 25, 2011 23:32:49 GMT -5
Hahaha grammar hero
Iron Man: "There's no way we can defeat all of them. It's impossible"
Spider-Man: (puts hand on Iron Mans shoulder) "Tony...we've seen bigger problems. I mean, we took down Galactus. How DOES he find a toilet large enough to crap out an entire galaxy?"
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Post by Caveboy0 on Jul 25, 2011 23:44:46 GMT -5
Iron man: Peter you're a genius level intellect. say something that reflects that…
Spider-Man: … how do you go to the bathroom?
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Post by mob on Jul 25, 2011 23:50:10 GMT -5
Thug: "IT'S SPIDER-MAN, BREAK FOR IT!"
Spider-Man: "You're afraid of a guy who symbolizes a ball of fuzz with 8 stubs that shoots silly string out of it's tuckuss? AND you don't have a middle-aged boss that resembles an animal? It's just not the same these days."
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Post by mob on Jul 26, 2011 17:47:03 GMT -5
(Heros reporting chaos)
Doctor Strange: "A murder on 34th street!"
Jean Grey: "A robbery on 67th street!"
Spider-Man: "Nightmare on Elm Street!"
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Post by Caveboy0 on Jul 26, 2011 18:22:33 GMT -5
lol
*while swinging*
Spider-Man: spider man spider man does whatever a spider can. blah blah blah SPIDER-MAN!
I do love those classic folk hero songs. maybe some day i'll be the next Odysseus.
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Post by mob on Jul 26, 2011 20:23:28 GMT -5
lol The Spidersey
Rhino: "I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU INTO DUST!"
Spider-Man: (running away) "WHY CANT I HAVE AN ANIMALISTIC VILLAIN CALLED KOALA?!"
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Post by aliensuit1495 on Jul 27, 2011 9:26:50 GMT -5
Rhino: I'm gonna impale you on my horn!!
Spider-man: Seems to me like you're overcompensating for something with that enormous horn.
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Post by mob on Jul 27, 2011 9:57:36 GMT -5
lol
Madame Web: "The world is almost at it's end. Go Spider-Man, warn the others, even the other prophets!"
(Later, Spider-Man stands outside Doctor Strange's home)
Spider-Man: "DOC, I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE FUTURE!"
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Post by BackinBlack on Jul 27, 2011 11:41:59 GMT -5
lol Madame Web: "The world is almost at it's end. Go Spider-Man, warn the others, even the other prophets!" (Later, Spider-Man stands outside Doctor Strange's home) Spider-Man: "DOC, I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE FUTURE!" Good one! Spider-Man (first meeting Morbius): I thought you guys were supposed to be sparkly! Stephanie Meyer lies again!
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Post by Caveboy0 on Jul 27, 2011 11:44:35 GMT -5
nice
*in continuation*
really you need to suck my plasma? having some trouble with copyrights?
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Post by mob on Jul 27, 2011 11:53:22 GMT -5
Lmao was waiting for someone to bash twilight
Doc Ock: "I'll smash your skull all over this road."
Spider-Man: "Awh, is the big bad octopus mad because every time he goes to hug someone, he can't? Oh and about that skull, I'm sure Ghost Rider will let me borrow his...although the whole hothead thing might be some trouble for my mask."
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Post by aliensuit1495 on Aug 2, 2011 15:18:46 GMT -5
*Rhino appears* Is that a giant horn on your head or are you just happy to see me?
Yes, i know I make a lot of rhino jokes.
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Post by Caveboy0 on Aug 2, 2011 16:01:23 GMT -5
you mean you stole it. thats from ultimate spider man the game
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Post by mob on Aug 2, 2011 18:52:29 GMT -5
wow, it is. one of the few lines that he constantly repeats
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