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Post by aliensuit1495 on Aug 22, 2010 22:13:13 GMT -5
yes. but we're not harcore geeks none of us would even think about using harry potter comdoms
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Post by Spidey 1923 on Aug 23, 2010 3:53:23 GMT -5
The Australian Election is expected to be a hung Parliament. A hung Parliament results when no party has more than half the MPs in the House of Representatives, which means no party can pass laws without gaining support from other parties or independent members of the House. There are 150 members of the House of Representatives, so to have an outright majority one of the parties needs to hold 76 seats. Neither Labor nor the Coalition looks likely to reach that point. Instead, they'll have to negotiate with the three sitting independents who have been re-elected - Tony Windsor, Bob Katter and Rob Oakeshott - as well as the Greens' Adam Bandt, who has won the seat of Melbourne. A fourth independent, Andrew Wilkie, may come into the mix, as he is locked in a tight battle with Labor for the seat of Denison in Tasmania. It's not clear just yet exactly how many seats Labor and the Coalition will hold (because it's not certain who has won a few very close races) but they both look set to fall three or four seats short of a majority. Julia Gillard remains the caretaker prime minister and her Government remains in the caretaker role it has played since the election was called. This will remain the case until one side of politics can convince Governor-General Quentin Bryce it has the numbers to form a government. Election analyst Antony Green says it could take up until Tuesday August 31 before the seats are decided. ---------------------------- yes. but we're not harcore geeks none of us would even think about using harry potter comdoms Well maybe Webber?
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Post by sic on Aug 23, 2010 6:25:17 GMT -5
only geeks would use those condoms... and they don't get laid... so waste of money We're geeks dumbass. We're on a forum where we talk about superheros in spandex and men in space suits we're nerds not geeks
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Post by lopli on Aug 23, 2010 18:38:27 GMT -5
Bam Margera is having the worst summer ever. He got hit in the head with a baseball bat, and now he's saying he was roofied[something put in his drink] at the airport
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Post by Webber3000 on Aug 23, 2010 18:54:27 GMT -5
Webber wishes to let you know at least he has a dick.
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Post by aliensuit1495 on Aug 23, 2010 19:25:34 GMT -5
We're geeks dumbass. We're on a forum where we talk about superheros in spandex and men in space suits we're nerds not geeks No, we're geeks, not nerds. Nerd is the bad one. Stupid.
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Post by Spidey 1923 on Aug 24, 2010 4:40:30 GMT -5
OSCAR-winning actress Dame Maggie Smith has been given the all-clear, three years after being diagnosed with breast cancer.
Maggie, 74, who lost her hair during chemotherapy treatment, carried on working during the “hideous” life-threatening illness.
She is one of the stars of the forthcoming major ITV costume drama series, Downton Abbey, written by Julian Fellowes.
She filmed scenes for Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince during bouts of treatment at a London hospital, and last year admitted that she “struggled through” the final Potter film, The Deathly Hallows.
Afterwards she said: “I was hairless. I had no problem getting the wig on. I was like a boiled egg. The chemotherapy made me feel horribly sick. I was holding on to railings, thinking, ‘I can’t do this.’” But now, following a second check-up after further treatment, she has been told the tumour has been successfully shrunk.
Her son, actor Toby Stephens, 41, currently starring in BBC 2 detective comedy Vexed, admitted his mother had tried to be “secretive” about her illness. He added: “She is of that generation that won’t burden other people. Thankfully she is in the clear and, fingers crossed, will remain so.”
“The cancer was hideous,” she admitted during the making of the last Potter movie. “It takes the wind out of your sails and I don’t know what the future holds. I wasn’t well during the film. I had shingles, as well, on my head. I have never known anything quite so painful. I was doing a lot of crying.”
Maggie, who won Oscars for The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie and California Suite is perhaps best known to younger viewers for her role as Minerva McGonagall, Deputy Headmistress and head of Gryffindor House in the Harry Potter Franchise. --------------------------------- Tiger Woods divorce is official but now TMZ reports that Rachel Uchitel (One of Wood's secret girlfriends) has told a very close friend ... now that Tiger Woods is single, she wants him back and would "give up everything" to get him.
The friend spoke to Rachel yesterday tells TMZ Rachel said "I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me." Rachel added, "I'd give up everything to be with him again."
"He loved her. But he was in love with me"? Tell that to the millions of other skanks he screwed. ----------------------------- [glow=red,2,300]BREAKING NEWS![/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]WEBBER IS GAY! [/glow]
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Post by mob on Aug 24, 2010 15:27:53 GMT -5
the troops are out
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Post by lopli on Aug 24, 2010 21:07:01 GMT -5
RED ALERT! RED ALTERT! GAYDAR!
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Post by Spidey 1923 on Aug 29, 2010 0:55:54 GMT -5
Paris Hilton has been arrested with drug possession. The Las Vegas Police Department has released few details about the case. But a police official told CNN she was riding in a black Cadillac Escalade near the Wynn Las Vegas Hotel when police smelled marijuana coming from the vehicle and pulled it over. Both Hilton and the driver were arrested.
During the World Cup this summer in South Africa, Hilton was taken into custody on suspicion of possessing marijuana, but the case was quickly dropped.
It's unclear when Las Vegas prosecutors will decide whether to charge Hilton in the cocaine case.
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Post by Spidey 1923 on Sept 6, 2010 23:34:59 GMT -5
After a long wait, the result of the Australian election will be known in a matter or moments.
Currently both partys have 74 seats each with 76 required to win and 2 independents remaining to chose a party to side with.
If both independents side with the Coaltion or Labor that party will win the election or if one goes with the Coaltion and the other goes with Labor then Australia may need to go to the polls again.
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Post by Spidey 1923 on Sept 7, 2010 0:32:07 GMT -5
Both independents side with Labor. Which gives Labor the 76 seats required to form government.
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Post by Spidey 1923 on Sept 8, 2010 0:23:44 GMT -5
US President Barack Obama has congratulated Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard on forming a new government, but former British prime minister Tony Blair has warned that it will be hard for her to live up to expectations.
"The president and Prime Minister agreed to work closely to ensure our common security and prosperity, in the Asia Pacific and around the world," White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said in a statement.
Mr Obama "looks forward to working with Prime Minister Gillard at the G20 and Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation summits in November, and is confident that the US-Australian alliance will only grow stronger in the years ahead," he added.
But Mr Blair, who came to power in Britain in 1997 in a landslide which ended more than 17 years of Conservative rule, has told a local Aussie radio station that it may be almost impossible for Ms Gillard to live up to expectations as she prepares to lead Australia's first minority government since 1940.
"These moments of the formation of a new government are moments of a mix of elation and apprehension and a certain amount of trepidation probably, both on the part of the governed and the governing," he said.
"That's why after a time you've got to translate your method of governing and operation to something that is more attuned to the natural rhythm of government." --------------------------------- A 12-year-old male killer whale, who showed signs of being ill only the day before, died Tuesday afternoon at SeaWorld in San Diego, California, the park announced.
The cause of death for Sumar won't be known until a necropsy is complete, SeaWorld said. Results may not be known for several weeks.
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Post by Spidey 1923 on Sept 10, 2010 3:23:42 GMT -5
Floyd Mayweather Jnr is being sought by police to answer allegations that he assaulted his former girlfriend in Las Vegas . Reports said Josie Harris, who has three children with the boxer, was treated at Southern Hills Hospital for minor injuries at 3am local time and released.
"At this point, Mr Mayweather is a suspect in a domestic battery violence case, and we would very much like to speak with him," a Las Vegas police spokesman, Bill Cassell, said.
Several squad cars attended Harris's home in the south-east part of Las Vegas after a call some time after midnight. She is reported to have claimed that Mayweather attacked her. Harris made similar claims four years ago and later withdrew them.
Floyd is one of the most successful boxers in recent history and he also spent some time working with WWE in a buildup to a Wrestlemania match with Wrestler "Big Show". --------------------------- The Koran burning stunt that threatened to ignite religious tensions around the world was called off last night.
US pastor Terry Jones cancelled the event on condition that controversial plans to build a mosque near Ground Zero in New York were axed.
Mr Jones, who runs the tiny Dove World Outreach Center church, claimed Muslim leaders had agreed to move the location of the Islamic centre.
He said: "We have done an excellent job. This is a victory for America."
But Sharif El-Gamal, who is behind the proposals to build the 13-storey centre near the site where Muslim terrorists killed 3,000 people in 2001, denied that any talks had taken place and said the mosque would go ahead as planned.
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Post by Spidey 1923 on Sept 10, 2010 18:17:19 GMT -5
The son of a pastor who suspended plans to burn copies of the Quran to mark the 9/11 anniversary says Islam's holiest text will not be torched at their Florida church Saturday.
Luke Jones, the son of the Rev. Terry Jones, told reporters Friday that the event will not take place Saturday. But he says he can't speak about whether there will be a future event.
The pastor called off the Quran-burning event after claiming he had commitments from Muslim leaders that a mosque would not be built near ground zero in New York. When that was met with denials, the minister said the burning event was suspended.
The pastor says he will to fly to New York to meet with the imam overseeing the mosque project there. ------------------------------------ The death toll from a natural gas line explosion in suburban San Francisco stands at four as investigators comb through the wreckage of homes destroyed by the inferno.
The county coroner says more than 50 people suffered burns and smoke inhalation, at least three are being treated for third-degree burns.
Dozens of homes were destroyed in the fireball that consumed entire blocks of the San Francisco neighbourhood and many other homes were significantly damaged by the explosion.
As search teams move into the still smouldering wreckage, San Bruno mayor Jim Ruane is warning of worse news ahead.
"You've heard the numbers? Unfortunately the numbers are going to get higher, we'll know that as the day progresses," he said.
Earlier reports said at least six people had been killed. -------------------------------------- Justin Bieber throws water balloons at state troopers, why? because he can.
It's Justin Bieber's world, we just live in it. We and a couple of Maryland state troopers, it seems.
While Bieber was "horsing around with members of his staff" before a sold-out concert at the Maryland State Fair on Sunday, said WBAL-TV, the 16-year-old reportedly chucked a couple of water balloons at officers working crowd control nearby. One balloon burst when it hit the trooper's gun belt, the other just brushed its target.
The consequences? None. Not even an incident report. Stupid little twit.
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